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hipster mullet dude: hey man what's your name?
me: aaron
hipster mullet dude: right on! like erin-go-braugh?
me: no, aaron, like the brother of moses.
hipster mullet dude: (angry) don't say shit like that to me, bro!
erin go braugh
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theater. sign reads "tonight. batman. sold out". many people standing in line.
batman playing an acoustic guitar in front of a crowd, who is cheering. batman says "thanks. this next song is about the joker."
"it's pretty angry."
batman: sneak preview of dark knight rises
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guy is watching tv on couch. girl sees a crooked picture and says: hey this is crooked, can i fix it?
she fixes it.
guy says: you can fix me a sandwich
can i fix this
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business man adjusts his tie and says: okay everyone! thanks for coming today.
board room with other people around the table, looking at an overhead projector which has a slide: "technology in the workplace."
man: today's lecture will be great!
man: to start off, age/sex/language? ha ha.
technology in the workplace
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new! get a case of the mondays! case of beer, and guy in his underwear saying: wooooo!
business man: yo may i have another monday? underwear man: sho!
business man is drinking a beer very quickly.
case of the mondays
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cool dad and 2 kids watching a movie. the movie says: fuuuuuuuuuck
son: dad
son: this movie is not ok for kids (cool dad smiles)
cool dad just watching movies with his kids
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grandfather and grandson in front of a computer, grandfather typing.
grandson: nooo, grampa!!!
grandson: "nom nom nom" means "eating"